hi im desirae, im 19 and live in a magical city of death called winnipeg. i work a shitty job and never get enough sleep.
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Close call Walmart, close call
in my college textbook lol
this dog is my spirit animal, it looked at us like this the whole time and i fucking died laughing.
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fuckyeahretailrobin:
Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “Teenage girl doesn’t get her way, threatens to tell manager you sexually harassed her.”
Bottom Text: “I’m gay. Good luck with that.”
LOL
fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “CUSTOMER IS RUDE.”
Bottom Text: “PUT BREAD UNDER CANNED APPLE JUICE.”]
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