fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “Customer throws clothes in disorganized heap on your register.”Bottom Text: “Complains the way you fold them will cause wrinkles”]
It’s like, well you didn’t seem too concerned about wrinkles when you heaved them unceremoniously in a mess on my register.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Customer throws clothes in disorganized heap on your register.”

Bottom Text: “Complains the way you fold them will cause wrinkles”]

It’s like, well you didn’t seem too concerned about wrinkles when you heaved them unceremoniously in a mess on my register.

Saturday Jan 1 @ 05:41pm

husssel:

So, I was reading through my comments the other day when I came across one that really disturbed me…This girl is really pretty. NO HOMO. I know what you’re thinking “It’s 2012 who still says that”. I thought the same thing too. But for those of you who don’t know. No Homo is a qualifier that is used to assure your present company that you are not in fact a homosexual. Because this phrase makes my skin crawl. I decided to make up a few qualifiers of my own and with your help I hope that I can make these really popular in 2012. - Chescaleigh

Saturday Jan 1 @ 05:39pm
in my college textbook lol

in my college textbook lol

Saturday Jan 1 @ 04:59am
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Saturday Jan 1 @ 04:53am
my purse broke and the metal piece smashed into my hand and i think my knuckle is fucked and omg my hand is so swollen.

my purse broke and the metal piece smashed into my hand and i think my knuckle is fucked and omg my hand is so swollen.

Saturday Jan 1 @ 04:53am
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thatoldcatlady:

easier—said—than—done:

THIS IS SO ME! lololol ^.^

thatoldcatlady:

easier—said—than—done:

THIS IS SO ME! lololol ^.^

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