I’m being seriously considered to be promoted to a customer service manager at work, fingers crossed!
a gay pride parade consisting only of straight teenage girls
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I’ve gained like 20 pounds In the last like 6 months but my pant size hasn’t changed wut.
“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection
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me, cody and kenny are taking a roadtrip to toronto/kingston this summer and omg im so excited. we’re going to be driving through the states because its soooo mucho faster then driving through canada and northern ontario SUCKS.
News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
